On the Road to Mandalay
"On the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin' fishes play,
An' the dawn comes up like thunder
Outer China 'crost the bay!"
IN HIS POEM, "Mandalay," Rudyard Kipling alludes
to the joy of travel in colonial Burma. Though the
roads today are rather worse for wear, traveling in
Burma - present-day Myanmar - can still be a joyful
experience. It just takes the right attitude.
Today Myanmar is ruled by the Orwellian-sounding
State Law and Order Restoration Council (SLORC),
an authoritarian military junta.
It was this military government that changed the
country's name from the Union of Burma to the Union
of Myanmar, calling the former name a vestige of
British colonialism.
The present state of political affairs, however, has done nothing to dampen the spirit or genuine
hospitality of the Burmese people; some of the
friendliest, most outgoing sorts you will ever come
across.
On a recent trip there I was amazed that children in
up-country villages frequently greeted me with
gleeful shouts of "hello" as I walked by.
When I would respond with "Min-Gala-Bah!"
Burmese for "Good day," they would giggle with
delight as their parents laughed. (English, I was told,
is the most popular foreign language taught in the
schools.)
For a Westerner, having the right attitude for a trip in
Myanmar takes a little more effort than travel in Asia
usually does.
Few of the single-lane roads have been repaired since
the British left in 1948, and most of the buildings and
their plumbing are rakish remnants of the colonial era.
The pull-chain toilet in a creaky hotel I stayed at in
the eastern mountain region had the words "Clark &
Creig, Ltd., Rangoon 1936" rusting on the reservoir.
At another five-dollar-a-night lodging, I was
awakened in the morning by a finger-size wall lizard
crawling across my face.
Phones don't work. Electricity goes out. Toilet paper
is as precious (and brittle) as gold leaf, and getting hot
water is akin to winning a lottery.
Nothing runs on schedule. My 12-hour train from
Yangon (formerly Rangoon), the capital, left an hour
late, and took sixteen hours to cover the 440-mile
route north to Mandalay. Once you finally arrive at a
train station you're liable to be chauffeured to a hotel
in a pony cart.
If you can accept these inconveniences and gain an
accompanying ability to look at them with
amusement, Myanmar is a great travel destination;
one ideal for anyone looking for an
off-the-beaten-path experience. Once everything
works and runs on schedule, everyone will want to go
there.
During the early 1960s the xenophobic government of Gen. Ne Win closed off Burma to the outside world.
For years afterward no tourists were allowed in. When
the political climate eventually let up, visas were
granted, but only for stays of one to two weeks.
Last year, though, the government, driven by the
country's desperate need of foreign capital, made
visas valid for one-month visits.
In its enthusiasm for hard cash the government has
even gone so far as to officially designate 1996 "Visit
Myanmar Year," and has produced glossy
Westem-style travel brochures to encourage tourism.
Although some areas, where insurgents are fighting
government troops, are strictly off-limits to outsiders,
it is now possible for travelers to see the most
interesting parts of the country.
Aside from seeing the glistening 300-foot high
Shwedagon Pagoda, the largest in the Buddhist world,
there isn't much to do in Yangon, unless you count
watching the old British colonial buildings flaking
paint in the tropical heat.
For this reason, the best route to take through the
country is straight to Mandalay, a bustling city of
550,000 on the shores of the Ayeyarwady (formerly
Irrawaddy) River. From there connections can be
made to all unrestricted regions of Myanmar.
Mandalay, the last capital of the country before the
British colonial period, is regarded as the center of
Burmese culture.
Because Burmese kings used to build their capitals
out of teak, then dismantle and move the structures
whenever a whim or a change of reign dictated, the
main remnants of royal life in Mandalay are some of
the most sacred pagodas in the Buddhist world.
The wooden Mandalay Palace, the last and most
intricate of the Burmese royal palaces, burned to the
ground as a result of the intense fighting between the
Japanese and combined Indian and British troops at the
close of World War II. The imposing 20-foot high
brick walls surrounding the old palace grounds are
still standing and are worth a visit.
The most fascinating part of the city is found in its
daily life. Walking amid the jostling pandemonium of
the Mandalay bazaar and squeezing through
curry-scented back streets to sample the kaleidoscopic
variety of Burmese food are among the most
rewarding kavel experiences to be had anywhere.
Fly-specked orange-glazed ducks and strings of red
chilis hang from stalls within the market's
labyrinthine passageways, along with overflowing
baskets of mangoes, pineapples and coconuts. Two
merchants, one wielding an abacus, frantically point
fingers at each other as they haggle over the price of
sugar cane, while others rove through the din, dust
and occasional stench, hawking everything from dried
prawns to powdered aphrodisiacs.
The senses are almost overloaded with the raw, exotic
assortment of the place. If you find yourself in the
mood for something crunchy, you can try the bazaar's
ample offering of pocket-watch-size cooked beetles.
As with medieval guild towns, different sections of
the city house particular trades. Watching as
craftsmen ponderously chisel Buddhas out of stone or
looking on as boatbuilders labor along the waterfront
in the still evening air is a bit like walking back in
time.
From the shores and markets of Mandalay the flow of
travel seems to go southwest with the course of the
Ayeymady to the hauntingly magnificent ruins of
Pagan.
With more than 2,000 pagodas stretching over 20
square miles in the distance, Pagan is one of the most
stunningly beautiful archaeological sites on the planet.
Between the years 1057 and 1287, 13,000 pagodas
and temples, some soaring to 200 feet in height, were
built on the sprawling plain at Pagan. In response to
the threat of invasion by the Mongol hordes of
China's Kublai Khan, most of the religious structures
were subsequently tom down to build fortifications.
Like other royal cities of Myanmar, the kings' palaces
at Pagan were constructed of wood. So all that is left
of this once busy city are the hundreds of sun-baked
pagodas virtually covering the land to the Ayeyarwady.
In walking through scrub-dotted fields to view the
ancient panorama at Pagan, fragments of the lost
structures are continually underfoot. You can only
guess at the grandeur of the vanished city at its peak
as you marvel at the almost mystical quality of what
remains.
History gives way to charm as you travel over 200
miles of dusty roads to Inle Lake in the east.
Don't count on getting any sleep during the journey,
though. As is common practice in Myanmar, drivers
careen down the roads, honking the horn, while
swerving around, and missing by mere inches files of
village women walking with water jugs balanced on
their heads and oxen pulling rickety carts piled high
with firewood.
At one point on the way to Inle Lake, a number of
villagers had set up something of a human road block.
As the Jeep I had hired approached the villagers
standing on the road, my Burmese driver leaned hard
on the horn and sharply accelerated, scattering all
behind us in an angry swirl of dust.
It was only after this near smash-up that the driver
explained that the villagers had been trying to stop us
in an attempt to extract an impromptu toll. I was then
glad that drive-yourself vehicle rentals were not yet
available in the country.
Inle Lake is one of those places well worth any
amount of trouble to get to. Home of the famous leg
rowers featured in National Geographic several years
ago, it possesses a distinct and enchanting beauty.
Owing to heavy water plants that float just under
much of the lake's surface, the fishermen there have
developed a technique of propelling their small
dugouts by standing at the end of the canoe on one leg
while the other leg is wrapped around an oar
providing a forward digging motion.
The fishermen, clad in draped longyis (a traditional
Burmese skirt), follow something of a rhythm as they
skillfully propel their small boats in search of fish
among the clumps of vegitation.
Early in the morning as a light mist slowly rises from
the mirror-calm waters of the lake, watching the
fishermen silently work is a mesmerizing, almost
unbelievably picturesque scene.
Travelers have differing opinions as to where to
venture next in Myanmar. Some prefer to head to the
Kyaikhtiyo Pagoda built atop an enormous gold leaf
boulder precariously balanced on the edge of a cliff.
Others prefer to go back to Yangon to visit the gold
Shwedagon Pagoda or the huge 150-foot-high
Shwethalyaung Buddha to the north.
Still others like to knock around the country for as
long as their tourist visas permit to spend time at
places such as Mt. Popa, a shrine to the Mahagiri Nat
gods - animal spirits that some Burmese still worship.
My choice was made through an element of chance.
In Mandalay, I had asked one of a line of interpreters
if he knew of any way that I could visit one of the
remote hill tribes in the eastern mountains.
As luck - coupled with the drive of the dollar - would
have it, he knew of a mountain guide who spoke the
language of the Palaung, a hill tribe in the
mountainous Shan state.
With the mountain guide also able to speak Burmese,
and my Burmese interpreter speaking English, we had
the necessary language chain cinched.
We met the guide at a small town named Heho in
Shan. Several miles from there we began a day's trek
up a mountain trail to a Palaung village about 4,000
feet in altitude.
The village consisted of a small collection of smoky
thatched-roofed wooden huts with diaperless children
playing in the dirt amid goats, piglets and scraggly
chickens.
The guide exchanged a few pleasantries with a village
leader. We were then invited into his home.
Taking off our shoes at the door, as is the custom in
that part of the world, we sat in a shadowy half-light
on the floor with the village leader's wife and three children forming a second circle around us.
The host was in his late 50s and wore a ragged
magenta turban. With leatherlike skin and vividly
stained teeth from chewing betel nuts (palm tree seeds
having something of a narcotic property), he had a
rather stern appearance. So I accepted his offer of a
cheroot cigar and lit up, even though I don't smoke.
Over green tea, a plate of small bananas, and a
cheroot (a local plant leaf), we discussed up and down
the ladder of interpreters life in his village.
Though he had ventured beyond the village's
mountain boundaries himself, many of the 70 people
living there had never seen a car or TV set.
While he and a few others were prosperous enough at
farming the lush, terraced slopes surrounding the
village to live in their own homes, most of the
villagers had to share quarters with as many as three
families crowding into the same structure.
Changing the subject, I asked if the three present were
all of his children, to which he replied, "No, two had
died in childbirth."
As I asked the question I had pulled out a wallet
picture of my three nephews and niece with Santa.
At the point of the village leader's response I tried to
hide the picture in my palm. His wife, however, had
gotten a glimpse of the photo, and asked what I was
holding.
Upon my turning it over her eyes brightened with a
tickled bemusement at the sight of four kids with a
white-bearded, old fat guy.
I didn't even try to explain this glaring cultural gap.
But at this moment I was amazed at hearing from the
interpreter the elder ask if they could keep the picture
to put on the wall of their home.
On the trail back down the mountain, I thought about
how through two language barriers and a world of
cultural differences, the Palaung village family and I
had ended up connecting through something as simple
as a picture of children.
I also smiled as I thought of the picture back there on
the wall of that village home.